Who Hair? Check.Ladies, I found out today what many of you have, I'm sure, already known for a long time- Hair styling is NUTS. First, my locks were basted in a toxic toothpaste and wrapped in sheets of tin foil. Was this to keep me fresh beyond my expiration date? I could only guess.
Instead of being put in a fridge (as I assumed is the most common fate of tin foil wrapped items) I was placed under a transparent spaghetti strainer and make to endure a stream of blazing hot air which paid special attention to roasting my ears to crispy perfection.
So far it had already been one of the most emasculating experiences I've ever endured when, an assemblage of 40-year-old women, similarly bedecked with tin-foil coifs took seats at their own spaghetti strainers and proceeded to give me "THE LOOK."
Though I’ve never been a fan of cars, I suddenly felt a primal desire to hide behind an Auto-Trader Magazine in the hopes of doing something to establish my manhood before this audience. ALAS! Better Homes & Gardens, Cosmopolitan, In Style and Star where the only reading material that awaited me.
So I gave up. I guess it wasn't so bad. During my internment under the inferno I did learn that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were breaking up. Like, phsssaw grrl-friend! As if no one totally saw that coming.
Ahem… Luckily, I soon had my butch-hood restored when the foil was finally peeled off and I found the 10th Doctor staring back at me. Okay, make that a “geek-butch” but it was still good enough for me.
The goal:
The results from today:
No really, you can trust me! I'm a Doctor.
BUZZZZZZZ!
Now what could be causing interference with my sonic screwdriver? Ah! The hairdryer. Always messing with electronic signals that one is.
Tomorrow I go see the tailor for my suit fitting. In the meantime, I'm just as excited about my friend's cosplay. Ethereal Glutton will be joining me as my "daughter" Jenny and I'm blown away by just how spot-on she is!
Wish I really did have a Tardis to make Comic Con come quicker!
P.S. I want one of these: [link] so badly!
.... Well, late Christmas anyway. 
Devious Comments
My hair is long and thick- thus it takes me 2 1/2- 3 hours to get my hair highlighted and trimmed.
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"Thus the endless discussions about 'is sending a giant psychic monster to kill thousands to save the human race justified?'" - ~ShipMaster
"Um...rigamortis?"- ~Aiko-Kurai
This probably be my last adventure in detailing hair.
Daymn... I'm already confused as to the difference...
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Rule of thumb, if you're good at something... Never do it for free...
I gotta go get mine done. It's going to take me freakin' forever cause it is sooooooooo long.
Hey, I finished my Flash thing.
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You ship what you want & leave me to ship my Kataang. Remember to treat all fans with respect & how you would want to be treated.
Don't like your ship being called delusional then don't call mine disgusting. Promoting Respect For All Fans!
I just got to find someone who can cut and dye my hair to look like Sokka>_< for less then 100>_< and needs to get my kyoshi warrior costume done. The rest fell threw but Hell or high water I will have that one done. But I digress...
Your costume isn't done yet and yet...it already = at lease... ATLEAST 10 Epic points! I cant wait to see it in person!
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I'm just a kind hearted Idiot, Nothing more, Nothing Less. Want to make me happy? Let me help you when you need it, I like to help people who dont think they need/want to ask for help, those are the people who truly need it.
I can have my deep momments
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"For there are only two worlds...your world, which is the real world, and other worlds, the fantasy...These worlds provide an alternative, provide an escape." ~Neil Gaiman
Your cosplay is already freaking amazing, and you aren't even done with it. I want to go to Comicon now...
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This and that and WOOOOSH~<3
btw, you're a really good comedic writer. i was laughing at nearly every detailed sentence in this journal. if only I could fave journals.
puppets, awesome videos, art, hilarious writing.. is there anything you can't do??
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Protest against the The Last Airbender whitewashed casting! [link]
I live to procrastinate. LE SIGH
Yeah, highlighting is a pain. When I had long hair, it took FOREVER to get it highlighted. But, do you want to know what is worse? Chemical straightening. It takes FOREVVEERRRR. At least four hours. And it is boring. D:
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"...But again, you can encounter a crazy person whether you have your pants on or not."
--Charlie Todd, Improv Everywhere
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